{"id":1928,"date":"2025-07-06T01:17:30","date_gmt":"2025-07-06T01:17:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zdrowiejoga.pl\/?page_id=1928"},"modified":"2025-07-13T14:42:16","modified_gmt":"2025-07-13T14:42:16","slug":"zarty-o-jodze","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/zdrowiejoga.pl\/index.php\/zarty-o-jodze\/","title":{"rendered":"Rozrywka &#8211; \u017barty o jodze"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-page\" data-elementor-id=\"1928\" class=\"elementor elementor-1928\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-5c63808 e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"5c63808\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-433a8c5 e-con-full e-flex e-con e-child\" data-id=\"433a8c5\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-settings=\"{&quot;background_background&quot;:&quot;classic&quot;}\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-0784163 elementor-widget__width-inherit elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"0784163\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">\u017barty o jodze<\/h2>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-bbf8365 elementor-widget__width-initial elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"bbf8365\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/zdrowiejoga.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/zabki1-600x600-1-300x300.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium wp-image-1865\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zdrowiejoga.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/zabki1-600x600-1-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/zdrowiejoga.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/zabki1-600x600-1-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/zdrowiejoga.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/zabki1-600x600-1-560x560.jpg 560w, https:\/\/zdrowiejoga.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/zabki1-600x600-1.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-5ebf565 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"5ebf565\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p>Wielki jogin 20 lat siedzia\u0142 w pozycji lotosu\u00a0 przodem do \u015bciany z ceg\u0142y \u2013 medytowa\u0142.<\/p><p>A gdy wyszed\u0142 z transu, wsta\u0142 i powiedzia\u0142: \u201eO jak dobrze, teraz wszystko jest ja\u015bniejsze do \u015bciany\u201d<\/p><p>Prawdziwy jogin w swoim \u017cyciu powinien mie\u0107 czas, aby zrobi\u0107 trzy rzeczy: posadzi\u0107 drzewo, sp\u0142odzi\u0107 syna i ustawi\u0107 s\u0142onia w pozycji lotosu.<\/p><p>\u2013 Dlaczego jogini \u015bpi\u0105 na \u0142\u00f3\u017cku z gwo\u017adzi?<\/p><p>\u2013 Bo ze \u015brub trudniej wstawa\u0107!<\/p><p>Idzie sobie jogin po mie\u015bcie i chcia\u0142 skorzysta\u0107 z toalety. I na nieszcz\u0119\u015bcie nie ma toalety w okolicy.<\/p><p>Ale jogin nie poddaje si\u0119 i m\u00f3wi sobie : \u201eJa nie jestem tym cia\u0142em, ja nie jestem tym cia\u0142em\u2026\u201d.<\/p><p>Potem nie m\u00f3g\u0142 ju\u017c wytrzyma\u0107 i pobieg\u0142 za r\u00f3g: \u201eTo nie jestem ja, to nie jestem ja\u201d<\/p><p>Z zezna\u0144 jogina na posterunku: \u201eId\u0119, s\u0142ysz\u0119 \u2013z tu\u0142u kogo\u015b bij\u0105, odwracam si\u0119 a to mnie!\u201d<\/p><p>Modli si\u0119 zakonnik:<\/p><p>-Bo\u017ce, czemu ty mi dajesz tak ma\u0142o pieni\u0119dzy? A je\u015bli ja odejd\u0119 od Ciebie do innego boga, nie b\u0119dzie Ci \u017cal?<\/p><p>-A czemu mia\u0142oby mi by\u0107 \u017cal innego boga?<\/p><p>Bo\u017cek \u017cali si\u0119 swojej bogini:<\/p><p>-Ju\u017c mam dosy\u0107 moich wyznawc\u00f3w- tylko s\u0142ysz\u0119: \u201eDaj pieni\u0119dzy! Daj pieni\u0119dzy!\u201d<\/p><p>A bogini na to:<\/p><p>-Oj i po co im tyle? Gdzie oni ich trac\u0105?<\/p><p>-Nie wiem\u2026 Ja jeszcze ani razu im nie dawa\u0142em.<\/p><p>Ksi\u0105dz m\u00f3wi Panu M\u0142odemu:<\/p><p>-My\u015bl\u0119, \u017ce ty jeszcze nie jeste\u015b dostatecznie dojrza\u0142y \u017ceby si\u0119 \u017ceni\u0107!<\/p><p>\u2013 A kiedy wed\u0142ug ksi\u0119dza cz\u0142owiek staj\u0119 si\u0119 dojrza\u0142y, \u017ceby si\u0119 o\u017ceni\u0107?<\/p><p>Kiedy zaczyna rozumie\u0107, \u017ce nie trzeba si\u0119 \u017ceni\u0107\u2026<\/p><p>W ma\u0142ym zakonie opat pyta si\u0119 kucharzy:<\/p><p>-Dlaczego znowu jedzenie nie jest przygotowane na czas?<\/p><p>-Jest du\u017co przyczyn-odpowiada kucharz.<\/p><p>\u2013 Po pierwsze nie ma jedzenia\u2026<\/p><p>Trzech jogin\u00f3w prowadzi ci\u0105g\u0142\u0105 medytacj\u0119 \u00a0w jaskini wysoko w Himalajach.<\/p><p>Nagle s\u0142ysz\u0105 ryk w g\u0142ebi jaskini.<\/p><p>Sze\u015b\u0107 miesi\u0119cy p\u00f3\u017aniej, jeden z jogin\u00f3w m\u00f3wi: \u201eTo by\u0142 tygrys\u201d.<\/p><p>Wszyscy zamilkli.<\/p><p>W rok p\u00f3\u017aniej, kolejny jogin m\u00f3wi: \u201eTo nie by\u0142 tygrys tylko lew\u201d.<\/p><p>Ponowne wyciszenie.<\/p><p>Trzeci z jogin\u00f3w m\u00f3wi dwa lata p\u00f3\u017aniej: \u201eJe\u015bli \u00a0nie przestaniecie si\u0119 k\u0142oci\u0107, odchodz\u0119.\u201d<\/p><p>Jeden jogin przyszed\u0142 w Himalaje w poszukiwaniu guru.<\/p><p>Znalaz\u0142 m\u0119drca, kt\u00f3ry \u017cy\u0142 w jaskini z kilkoma uczniami i poprosi\u0142 o pozwolenie, by sta\u0107 si\u0119 jego uczniem,<\/p><p>na co guru powiedzia\u0142 \u00a0\u201eDobrze, mo\u017cesz zatrzyma\u0107 si\u0119 tutaj,<\/p><p>ale zachowaj \u015bluby milczenia, mo\u017cemy m\u00f3wi\u0107 tylko dwa s\u0142owa na dwana\u015bcie lat.\u201d<\/p><p>Jogin si\u0119 zgodzi\u0142. 12 lat min\u0119\u0142o, jogin nauczy\u0142 si\u0119, r\u00f3\u017cnych rodzaj\u00f3w ha-tha jogi i pranajamy.<\/p><p>Wolno mu by\u0142o powiedzie\u0107 dwa s\u0142owa po dwunastu latach.<\/p><p>Powiedzia\u0142: \u201ez\u0142e jedzenie\u201d. Jedzenie poprawiono, a jego moc sta\u0142a si\u0119 lepsza.<\/p><p>Wtedy, po dwunastu latach zaciskania pasa pozwolono mu powiedzie\u0107 dwa s\u0142owa.<\/p><p>Powiedzia\u0142: \u201ePo\u015bciel cienka\u201d Zosta\u0142 wys\u0142uchany i dosta\u0142 dodatkowy koc.<\/p><p>Ponownie po 12 latach, powiedzia\u0142: \u201eOdchodz\u0119\u201d.<\/p><p>Jego guru powiedzia\u0142: \u201eDobrze, bo jeste\u015b tutaj 36 lat, a tylko narzekasz.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u017barty o jodze Wielki jogin 20 lat siedzia\u0142 w pozycji lotosu\u00a0 przodem do \u015bciany z ceg\u0142y \u2013 medytowa\u0142. A gdy wyszed\u0142 z transu, wsta\u0142 i powiedzia\u0142: \u201eO jak dobrze, teraz wszystko jest ja\u015bniejsze do \u015bciany\u201d Prawdziwy jogin w swoim \u017cyciu powinien mie\u0107 czas, aby zrobi\u0107 trzy rzeczy: posadzi\u0107 drzewo, sp\u0142odzi\u0107 syna i ustawi\u0107 s\u0142onia w [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"elementor_header_footer","meta":{"ocean_post_layout":"","ocean_both_sidebars_style":"","ocean_both_sidebars_content_width":0,"ocean_both_sidebars_sidebars_width":0,"ocean_sidebar":"","ocean_second_sidebar":"","ocean_disable_margins":"enable","ocean_add_body_class":"","ocean_shortcode_before_top_bar":"","ocean_shortcode_after_top_bar":"","ocean_shortcode_before_header":"","ocean_shortcode_after_header":"","ocean_has_shortcode":"","ocean_shortcode_after_title":"","ocean_shortcode_before_footer_widgets":"","ocean_shortcode_after_footer_widgets":"","ocean_shortcode_before_footer_bottom":"","ocean_shortcode_after_footer_bottom":"","ocean_display_top_bar":"default","ocean_display_header":"default","ocean_header_style":"","ocean_center_header_left_menu":"","ocean_custom_header_template":"","ocean_custom_logo":0,"ocean_custom_retina_logo":0,"ocean_custom_logo_max_width":0,"ocean_custom_logo_tablet_max_width":0,"ocean_custom_logo_mobile_max_width":0,"ocean_custom_logo_max_height":0,"ocean_custom_logo_tablet_max_height":0,"ocean_custom_logo_mobile_max_height":0,"ocean_header_custom_menu":"","ocean_menu_typo_font_family":"","ocean_menu_typo_font_subset":"","ocean_menu_typo_font_size":0,"ocean_menu_typo_font_size_tablet":0,"ocean_menu_typo_font_size_mobile":0,"ocean_menu_typo_font_size_unit":"px","ocean_menu_typo_font_weight":"","ocean_menu_typo_font_weight_tablet":"","ocean_menu_typo_font_weight_mobile":"","ocean_menu_typo_transform":"","ocean_menu_typo_transform_tablet":"","ocean_menu_typo_transform_mobile":"","ocean_menu_typo_line_height":0,"ocean_menu_typo_line_height_tablet":0,"ocean_menu_typo_line_height_mobile":0,"ocean_menu_typo_line_height_unit":"","ocean_menu_typo_spacing":0,"ocean_menu_typo_spacing_tablet":0,"ocean_menu_typo_spacing_mobile":0,"ocean_menu_typo_spacing_unit":"","ocean_menu_link_color":"","ocean_menu_link_color_hover":"","ocean_menu_link_color_active":"","ocean_menu_link_background":"","ocean_menu_link_hover_background":"","ocean_menu_link_active_background":"","ocean_menu_social_links_bg":"","ocean_menu_social_hover_links_bg":"","ocean_menu_social_links_color":"","ocean_menu_social_hover_links_color":"","ocean_disable_title":"default","ocean_disable_heading":"default","ocean_post_title":"","ocean_post_subheading":"","ocean_post_title_style":"","ocean_post_title_background_color":"","ocean_post_title_background":0,"ocean_post_title_bg_image_position":"","ocean_post_title_bg_image_attachment":"","ocean_post_title_bg_image_repeat":"","ocean_post_title_bg_image_size":"","ocean_post_title_height":0,"ocean_post_title_bg_overlay":0.5,"ocean_post_title_bg_overlay_color":"","ocean_disable_breadcrumbs":"default","ocean_breadcrumbs_color":"","ocean_breadcrumbs_separator_color":"","ocean_breadcrumbs_links_color":"","ocean_breadcrumbs_links_hover_color":"","ocean_display_footer_widgets":"default","ocean_display_footer_bottom":"default","ocean_custom_footer_template":"","footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-1928","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zdrowiejoga.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1928","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zdrowiejoga.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zdrowiejoga.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zdrowiejoga.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zdrowiejoga.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1928"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"https:\/\/zdrowiejoga.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1928\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2994,"href":"https:\/\/zdrowiejoga.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1928\/revisions\/2994"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zdrowiejoga.pl\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1928"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}